US writer recaps Atlanta metro footy experience
- Friday, April 22 2011 @ 11:20 am ACST
- Contributed by: Troy Thompson
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The following is an extract from the article The Amateur: Australian Rules Football, Yet Another Metaphor For Life by Spencer Hall in series where he tries various sports for the first time. For his first taste of Aussie rules he joined Westside Bombers in the Atlanta metro footy league. The article appeared on the SB Nation website. The full article can be found here.
Everyone adjourns for beer. I turn in my jersey. I touch my knees, both still functioning. Ears: intact, and still sitting firmly attached to my head. The violence promised by reels of AFL Youtube maim-montage never materialized. Oh, one player was firmly decleated on a boundary kick, sure, with our best defender running through him like an enraged PCP-smoking hobo through a wet cardboard box. It looked magnificent and sounded even better, the rush of air flying out of the poor victim's lungs followed by the audible thud of him hitting the grass.